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shit,
hahahah
shit
hahahahaha
..........fuck.........hahahahaha
One of my faovirite qu0oiets that I thiought up but probably hurd from somewhere elseibefrore
Gooddbye, is just another chance to say helo..........
So deep, so deep............hahahha jello is deeep if u have a big enough pan, hahahahah but who makes jeellloa in a pan?hahahahhhaha....well i suppose if all you have is a pan you just jellow the pan, hahahahahah
know what, two secrets to shware..........I can'ts wim, and i actually never made jello on my own, hahahahahha
o holy shit how come noone ever maeks colca-o cola jeollo, hahahhahahhahha
But, honestly now, lets take it downa anotch.......think about...........the finer things in life........break it down....oo that dress so scandalous, u know a ni**er can't han dle it.....all night looooooooooooong let me see that, hahahhahahahahaha o mah, my head is on my left arm right now......
hhahahha
youi know what, you probably all know this boy now, but yah, im a jackasss, hahahaha.......Maybe my self recognition of it is like a false bbravado to utilize my asshol e ways more.............then that is tru3e jackassery, hahahha.........
Non e of all y'all know who i truly am...... cuz i dunno who i am......my definition of the self is i guesss drerived from other peoples definitino of mike...........jackasseriy.....well no.............
Haiku bitchness time yesssssssssssss
i am a window
curtains closed, nothing can be seen
how shall light shine through..........
Do you ever wonder how they make dim sum......... do they bu it or make it..................well who gives a shit.......tonite i had some lamb........a japanese guy had lamb too...............it was dark.........and the food was very brown and chunky.................hahahahahahahah....................fuckim stupd.............
o man i wanted to konw what the word "Fuck" was in japanese......So i asked this (poor englihs speaking japanese guy), how u say "fuck" in japanese? hahaha......he got affended.........what?? what you say?????? fucking japanese???????? gives me finger.............hahahaha...........man....jackassery.....................
One day when i mature.....or maybe im mature now....? ......... well......shiet..................what was i thinknkn about agaoin;......................hahahahahh............
when i laugh........ i make h noises followed by a noises producing ha........and im sure many of you do too.......
but shiet........is that a cultural thing? hahahahahahh like what if some coutnries poeple laugh with different letters instead of H.......like................R........and vowel U........hahahah, so instead of "hahahahhaa" they'd be like, "RRurururururuur" hahahahahhahaha..........
Why chicken cross the road?
to get to other sidE!!
Rurururururururu
hahahahahaha that is soooooooooo fucked up, hahahahahahhahaahahahahahahahhahhrururururururhahahahahhaha
mannnnnnnnnnnnn
i think im a very egotistical person, cuz shiet i wish there was a book about me out there so i can read it and learn more about me, hahahahah
Identity crisis? maybe.......but when i think crisis.......i think guns......lots of guns, hahahahah
Like...........President kidnapped!!! Crisis!!! guns, lots of guns, hahahahahahha
or time CRISIS, u get 5 types of guns right there.........shit..........shit.........i swaer too much...........
Haiku
Road of the future
no start, no destination
just enjoy the ride
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u know what...........
shiet.........hahahaha..............
k
first 5 words that come to my head
chicken dog what? chicken again.......shit.........
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why..............
why not??
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33
168
11
5
000
1.69
Waist
weight
shoe size
soccer number
last 3 digits of plate
price of slurpee
i doubt anywone coudl guess em alll, hahahahah
if they do.........shiet................lick me..... hahahahahha
k my buzz is dyin and i gotta wake up soon to meet w/ frikkn ben and friikkn lena cuz they so frikkn.........hah
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| oomG, the same damn telemarketer called again this morning, asking to speak to Mr. Man... I told her he ain't available and isn't interested in the damn package. She wanted me to pass on the message that he was selected for an 800$ vacation package where all he had to do was sit through some presentation. I told her Mr. Man didn't have the time and wasn't interested. Then I asked her if she personally took the package herself. She starts laughing and says she's an immigrant from India and isn't elligible for the package. I tell her Mr. Man isn't eligible neither. She said I'm sure he is, just need income of $60,000+. I tell her he isn't eligible. She says she's sure he is. I ask her if she has records of us. She says no but believes Mr. Man makes over $60,000.
She then said, you know what I think I talked to you yesterday and I think YOU'RE Mr. Man.
I laugh and tell her I'm not Mr. Man.
I think you are!
I tell her I ain't the one she's looking for.
She laughs, asks if I konw anyone interested to pass it on to, I reject, and she finally gives up. Another damn 10 minutes gone of my life, and 2 more of yours.. hah. | | |
| Some Hindu woman just phoned me house up. Asks for a Mr. Man. I say he's unavailable. She wants to speak to the owner of the telephone number. I say he's unavailable. She asks if she could have the name of who H. Man is. I ask why. She said she'd like to send a package of some trip or other worth 800$. I say I'm not interested. She asks how come, all you have to do is sit through a 90 minute presentation. I say I don't have the time for it. She was relentless and kept asking why? how come? its free! I kept saying I didn't have the time for it. Then she asked if I had any family or friends who might be interested. I told her I have no family or friends. She starts laughing a bit as she talked, first time telemarketer actually seemed human to me. After some more lighthearted offers and rejections I tell her I'm really not interested and she finally gives in and says ok fine. 10 minutes of my life I'll never have back. You reading this is another 2 minutes of your life you'll never have back... hah | | |
| Ok, so I finally decided to take my books out to study when I noticed some cutsey CD case in my bag labelled with hearts and stars. All it said was To: Mike From: Your Secret Admirer. Whip out the CD pop it in me lappy and there was this picture:
http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y134/mykoman/SecretAdmirer.jpg
dayaaaaaaaaaamn...
blahh, all photoshopped to hide the identity eh..
Anyone have any idea who this is!?!?! pic looks like taken in Maggie B!!
She kinda cute tho ain't she? heh dayamn....
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| You know if i cllose my eyes half way i get more wooozy, hahaahaha thats kinda funny cuz if like suddenly boom open them im that much more sober, hahaha. so ill semil colose them againt. wow, feel so sleepy and boozier woo floatiler.......
world spins a bit morenow come to think of it if i lclose my eyes. sho shoti i betteer open them now or i spairal forever, hahaha woooooooooooooooo
today was bbq day but hoenstly it went by so fast for me alnd all i had was a hot dog, hahaha damn...
before i got settled ppl left.. but i hope they had fun..... woooo im not looking as i tyoped. aftewrards few of us when my backyard, hah thats was acutally lotsa fun, eventhough i did my chiense homework by cantle light, hahahahha. afterwards i ... lets see, leartn of someone's intereststs, pushup contest calapping style , kissed a foot, held hands w/ a man and made him say mercy, infulenced one's dreams with forsaken random stories of randonenssiissity....hahahahhaha tiki tiki tik whaaaaaaaaaaaat toch thats what yah!
yah i'm relativfely sober just when i close my eyes shit goes haywire
open eyes:
tomorrow i have chinese quiz i ddint study for ahrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
eyes closed:
hahahaha it makes me laugh, i dunno why, but shiet shiet shitty shity shit gon happen cuz im hin shit, hahahaha
i no study, i dizzy wooo woo spinnny world, hahahahah volleybaly wss fun, diid i backspace too many times? i guess so.
cuz christmans olhly comes once a year. Says the duck to the kicing duck duck motha fucka duk duk shit, what. o man eyes closed u generate a lotta weird stuff......
i need more booze, hahahah
nesxt time my friend
next time......
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